How Jalop is your desk?

"Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44) 02/03/2014 at 10:04 • Filed to: None

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Here's mine. OPPO bottle, 2 Hot Wheels, Carl the Cactus, and Porsche background.

I_AmDeath > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:06

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Your house seems to be leaning to one side. You should get that fixed.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > I_AmDeath 02/03/2014 at 10:08

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Maybe one of his legs is shorter than the other one?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > I_AmDeath 02/03/2014 at 10:10

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Helps with drainage. #Canada

ssidd47 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:10

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Aw man, it's too bad I'm not home. I've got a wallpaper of the Infiniti F1 car doing burnouts on the Burj al Arab helideck. Three Hot Wheels: MB SL63 (I like to pretend it is, but it may be the SL550), Lamborghini Aventador, and the Lamborghini Estoque. I've also got Batman and a Dwight Schrute bobblehead.

crowmolly > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:11

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2 Hot wheels, 1969 Nova shift ball jammed onto a pen, 427 chevy .100 dome forged piston paperweight, Porsche calendar, Domo stuffed toy.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > crowmolly 02/03/2014 at 10:12

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Nicely done!

crowmolly > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:13

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I guess two screens, two hot wheels, and a stuffed toy are standard issue? LOL.

Party-vi > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:13

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I've got a steady stream of carporn circulating for backgrounds on both monitors, and a forged rod and piston from an old 350 build.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:23

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I have a pair of 1/43 model cars (C5R and McLaren F1 Long Tail) in my desk. That's all.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:24

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My desk is clear, but my office contains one of my old helmets, a Lego (technic? it's big and has working steering) Ferrari F1 car, a shock from my old R6, a bent connecting rod from my old Probe GT race car, a BMW style 166 wheel I cracked twice, and a front wheel from a Toyota F1 car.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 02/03/2014 at 10:24

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Or only wearing one shoe.

Nibby > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:26

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I have a couple of Porsche 1/43 models... a 996 911 and a 959.

Rainbow > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:27

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A pile of Hot Wheels in the process of being customized, a set of miniature screwdrivers, a set of allen wrenches, a soldering iron, a dremel, a radio, a champagne glass full of change, three antique Mountain Dew bottles and two Coke ones, three railroad spikes, a fish tank with a tiny stuffed moose in it, a TV, a bunch of CDs (mainly CSS, The Prodigy, PUSA, TMBG, Cake, and Gorillaz) and a couple Road Atlanta tire pressure gauges even though I have no use for them.

Also, out of curiosity, are you aware that the red Fiesta is a Treasure Hunt? If not, it is, so you should love it even more! :D

Jagvar > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:28

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Mine is littered with model VWs, Audis, Bentleys, Lambos, and Bugattis. All VW Group, obviously.

tromoly > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:47

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My desktop computer is attached to my sim racing cockpit. I still use it to run FEA and CFD. Don't know if you can top sitting in a Momo racing seat while doing any and all work.

And then there's the TF connecting rods, Ti intake valves, various racing hats, and racing promoter memorabilia scattered on and around the cockpit.

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:48

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Drift and WRC Backgrounds, a McLaren MP4-20 in my desk pad, a suspended Mercedes Star from our old W201, and 3 framed posters of a W01 GP and 2 DTM cars, driven by my heroes Schumacher, Schneider and Häkkinen.

TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:50

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Hotwheels: 250 GTO; Murcielago; V8 Vantage; Tesla Roadster; E30 M3 and a 510 in race trim

Lego; Tie Interceptor c/w Pilot

Random: Stuffed Pylon, "I am the stigg" Mug (Made it myself), 2 plane models, Tiny ship in a bottle

Car backgrounds shift every 10 minutes on my monitors, ranging from old 7 series, to shots of my Jeep and Neon SRT, then on to race cars (mostly GT cars, C6R, SRT Vipers)

$kaycog > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 10:59

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Ford GT desk mat (actually my Ford dealership parts' counter mat. They gave it to me).........a 1:32 red Ford GT (in box)............several other sizes Ford GT's.

liquid1036 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 11:13

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very nice man! one question where did you get the oppo water bottle?

oh and i have the same exact monitor setup! Dell 19''

Moxy > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 11:19

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Mine's not as impressive, but: Huayra wallpaper, Top Gear desk calendar and Model FR-S (in the same color as my own, of course).

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! 02/03/2014 at 11:22

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Where does everyone find these Italian Hot Wheels, I have found one Ferrari. That's it

DragginHard > I_AmDeath 02/03/2014 at 12:18

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Yes, but the track is level.

TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 13:09

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Walmart? Actually I think I found mine in a huge bin of them at the local grocery store....

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! 02/03/2014 at 13:39

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Will have to diversify my search, Wal-mart hasn't had new ones in over 2 months.

leicester > $kaycog 02/03/2014 at 13:49

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color me surprised.

leicester > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 13:54

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Hmm, top of the filing cabinet covered in FoMoCo Hot Wheels, dollar store car calendar, travel mug in serious need of disinfection, a Slinky, several plants, a fish tank full of real fish, and an F-150 hauling a dinosaur skeleton.

$kaycog > leicester 02/03/2014 at 13:59

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Yeah, shocker, isn't it?

Brewman15 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 15:22

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Mine's filled with bearings and bushings from very large diesel engines. Does that count?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Brewman15 02/03/2014 at 16:04

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You might even be the winner.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 16:31

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Toolbox, tools, a lift behind me, and usually a car there too.

I win.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/03/2014 at 21:38

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I have a steering wheel, I win.
busted up 15" sitting in the right side, I still use the USB hub on it.

Volksandmopar > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/04/2014 at 04:59

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I've got a John deere tractor and trailer toy on mine. Four different MAtchbox jeeps that I have custom painted to look like the jeeps from jurassic park. 5 hot wheels cars in the packaging. 1 Dodge Challenger funny car hotwheels loose fomr packaging, a ford truck matchbox loose from packaging. A rubber ducky with slicks and small dragster front tires painted on him. I'm doing alright. hahaha

philipilihp > Jagvar 02/04/2014 at 09:39

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You should throw in one BMW, just to keep it exciting and see how long it takes someone to notice it.

Jagvar > philipilihp 02/04/2014 at 09:42

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I actually do have a white E38 740i Sport that I keep on the bookshelf at home.

philipilihp > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/04/2014 at 09:46

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Mine is horribly messy, but I do have this, my new pride and joy, on it:

Echo51 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/04/2014 at 14:17

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Only a big Ford Emblem and a gear knob i need to get some decals on before mounting. That and various audio gear and camera stuff...

CAFIFTY > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 02/05/2014 at 12:59

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How the hell do you get your background over two screens. I haven't tried that hard to figure this out but it was never obvious when setting up dual monitors.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > CAFIFTY 02/05/2014 at 13:04

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1. Find out your resolution (Whatever your resolution is for one screen and double the first number) Example: 1024x 720 is 2048x720 on two screen, as long as the monitors are the same size

2. Get wallpaper of that resolution

3. Download and open in windows picture viewer

4. Click the see full size image button

5. Right click and Set as Wallpaper

6. In wallpaper settings make sure it is set to Tile.

7. Should work, sometimes takes a few tries.

8. Google has better how to's if that doesnt work.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Echo51 02/14/2014 at 22:31

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+1,000,000 points for Vault Boy as well.

Echo51 > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 02/15/2014 at 03:55

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Oh the times i've wanted to glue a magnet under and use it like the mercedes emblem on the hood :)

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Echo51 02/15/2014 at 17:56

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Think I've found you the perfect car to mount it on: